Ain't Right Logo Hat

We didn’t just make a hat. We made a warning label.

Because Messy Hare needs a hat.

 

This lid ain’t just stitched — it’s sworn in.

Built for Fringers who know a good hat keeps sun out, sweat off, and pride high. Whether you’re tossing looks at the bar or slinging mulch in July, this Flexfit doesn’t flinch.

 

No Velcro. No mesh. No gimmicks.

Just a clean wrap of grit and glory that tells the world real Southern Fringe don’t come with instructions.

 

Features:

Made from a durable polyester–cotton–spandex blend for just the right mix of structure and stretch.

Structured, 6-panel mid-profile crown with a pre-curved visor — so it always sits right.

Custom embroidery front, side, and back — so it’s clear who you run with.

Silver undervisor adds that subtle flex you didn’t know you needed.

Fitted with Flexfit stretch band: head circumference 22”–23 7/8” (55.9 cm–60.6 cm).

 

Please note: At Messy Hare, we do our best to show true colors but camera lighting, screen settings, and individual color perception can make shades vary in real life. We embrace the imperfect, but if you're unsure, reach out for some Southern Support.

 

Care instructions specifically for hats: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Well...technically, no, you don't have to wash it. However, if you plan to, I would read on.

*Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

*Turn inside-out for best results

*Tumble dry low

*Do not bleach

*Iron, steam, or dry on low heat if needed

*Do not dry-clean

Returns? We’ll treat you like kin. The kind we actually like.

Sometimes the fit’s off. Sometimes the raccoon on your tee scares your grandma. Whatever the reason, you’ve got 30 days to send it back and we won’t make it weird.

If you're part of our Southern Fringe Family (aka email list legends) at the time of your order, you get 90 days — because loyalty deserves a little leniency.

👉 Not signed up yet? Fix that here (https://manage.kmail-lists.com/subscriptions/subscribe?a=TBQqTe&g=VPZQb3) or click the 15% off floating bubble on MessyHare.com webpages. 

Standard Return Policy (Non-Fringe Orders)

• 🗓️ 30-Day Return Window from your purchase date

• 🧼 Items must be lightly worn or washed — no major funk, damage, or wild stains

• 🔄 No exchanges — just place a new order if you want something different

• 💳 Refunds go back to your original payment method — unless you request store credit

• 📦 A $5 flat return shipping fee will be deducted (we’ll send you a prepaid label)

• ⏳ Refunds process within 2 business days after we get the goods (bank times may vary)

Southern Fringe Family Return Policy

(*for email subscribers at the time of purchase*)

• 🗓️ 90-Day Return Window — yep, three times longer

• 🧼 Same rules: lightly worn or washed only

• 🔄 Still no exchanges — just reorder what you want

• 📦 No return shipping fee — we’ve got you covered with a free prepaid label

• ⏳ Still 2 business days to process once we receive your return

Our Promise

We built this brand on trust, freedom, and a healthy dose of rebellion. Whether you’re brand new or deep in the Fringe, we’ll always keep it fair. We’re not out here chasing trends — we’re chasing comfort, chaos, and shirts that actually say something.

Did you really read this far? You must be smart. We always try to find movie instead of the book.

They told us we had to put the following for our friends across the pond.

Regulatory Notes:

Product info: Gildan 9360 / 2-year warranty in EU & Northern Ireland (Directive 1999/44/EC)

EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

Intended for adult use only (Yes, they really made us put this)