Raised on Sweet Tea & Mosquito Bites Tank

This shirt’s not for porch-sitters and sweet-talkers. It’s for the ones who earned their stripes in humidity and homemade sugar water. For those raised somewhere between a mason jar and a mosquito cloud — where you don’t swat at the chaos, you sip it. Whether you’re a Southern Fringe lifer or just allergic to polish, this tank tells the world exactly where you’re from — even if your GPS still says “No service.”

 

Features:

Garment-dyed for that sun-faded, worn-in Southern summer look.

Sleeveless heavyweight cotton that holds up through bonfires, tailgates, and river runs.

 

Soft-washed and breathable — feels like your favorite tank from day one.

Bold graphics that don’t flinch, fade, or apologize. Made to move — from backwoods trails to beach coolers to backyard chaos.

 

Please note: At Messy Hare, we do our best to show true colors but camera lighting, screen settings, and individual color perception can make shades vary in real life. We embrace the imperfect, but if you're unsure, reach out for some Southern Support.

 

Shirt Details:

Comfort Colors 9360 heavyweight adult tank

100% ring-spun cotton

Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric

Bound self-fabric neck and armholes for extra durability

Double-needle stitching on bottom hem

Manufactured in Honduras

Well...technically, no, you don't have to wash it. However, if you plan to, I would read on.

*Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

*Turn inside-out for best results

*Tumble dry low

*Do not bleach

*Iron, steam, or dry on low heat if needed

*Do not dry-clean

Returns? We’ll treat you like kin. The kind we actually like.

Sometimes the fit’s off. Sometimes the raccoon on your tee scares your grandma. Whatever the reason, you’ve got 30 days to send it back and we won’t make it weird.

If you're part of our Southern Fringe Family (aka email list legends) at the time of your order, you get 90 days — because loyalty deserves a little leniency.

👉 Not signed up yet? Fix that here (https://manage.kmail-lists.com/subscriptions/subscribe?a=TBQqTe&g=VPZQb3) or click the 15% off floating bubble on MessyHare.com webpages. 

Standard Return Policy (Non-Fringe Orders)

• 🗓️ 30-Day Return Window from your purchase date

• 🧼 Items must be lightly worn or washed — no major funk, damage, or wild stains

• 🔄 No exchanges — just place a new order if you want something different

• 💳 Refunds go back to your original payment method — unless you request store credit

• 📦 A $5 flat return shipping fee will be deducted (we’ll send you a prepaid label)

• ⏳ Refunds process within 2 business days after we get the goods (bank times may vary)

Southern Fringe Family Return Policy

(*for email subscribers at the time of purchase*)

• 🗓️ 90-Day Return Window — yep, three times longer

• 🧼 Same rules: lightly worn or washed only

• 🔄 Still no exchanges — just reorder what you want

• 📦 No return shipping fee — we’ve got you covered with a free prepaid label

• ⏳ Still 2 business days to process once we receive your return

Our Promise

We built this brand on trust, freedom, and a healthy dose of rebellion. Whether you’re brand new or deep in the Fringe, we’ll always keep it fair. We’re not out here chasing trends — we’re chasing comfort, chaos, and shirts that actually say something.

Did you really read this far? You must be smart. We always try to find movie instead of the book.

They told us we had to put the following for our friends across the pond.

Regulatory Notes:

Product info: Gildan 9360 / 2-year warranty in EU & Northern Ireland (Directive 1999/44/EC)

EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

Intended for adult use only (Yes, they really made us put this)