Winner-Winner Chicken Dinner Pocket Hoodie

Southerners don’t just eat — we celebrate!
From cast iron skillets to church potlucks, a good meal ain’t just about the food, it’s about the story. And nothing says victory like hollerin’ 'Winner, winner, chicken dinner!' loud enough for the neighbors to hear!

This hoodie’s for the ones who make life a feast, who laugh loud, fry often, and don’t mind if the grease pops. Wear it proud, because down here, supper is sacred — and braggin’ rights come with biscuits on the side.

Features:
Garment-dyed for that lived-in feel and almost no shrinkage at home.

Made with 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton fabric and cotton threads.

Jersey lined hood with natural colored flatcord (white flatcord on color white).

Pouch pocket to stash your hands, snacks, or beef jerky.

Rolled forward shoulders and relaxed fit for all-day comfort.

Rib cuffs and waistband with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery.

Printed with eco-friendly inks that hold up over time.

Please note: At Messy Hare, we do our best to show true colors but camera lighting, screen settings, and individual color perception can make shades vary in real life. We embrace the imperfect, but if you're unsure, reach out for some Southern Support.

 

Hoodie Details:
Comfort Colors 1567 adult hooded sweatshirt

80% ring-spun U.S. cotton / 20% polyester

9.5 oz/yd² fleece

Garment-dyed, soft-washed fabric

Printed with eco-friendly inks that hold up over time

Shirt Designed-Printed in the USA and Manufactured in Honduras

Well...technically, no, you don't have to wash it. However, if you plan to, I would read on.

*Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

*Turn inside-out for best results

*Tumble dry low

*Do not bleach

*Iron, steam, or dry on low heat if needed

*Do not dry-clean

Returns? We’ll treat you like kin. The kind we actually like.

Sometimes the fit’s off. Sometimes the raccoon on your tee scares your grandma. Whatever the reason, you’ve got 30 days to send it back and we won’t make it weird.

If you're part of our Southern Fringe Family (aka email list legends) at the time of your order, you get 90 days — because loyalty deserves a little leniency.

👉 Not signed up yet? Fix that here (https://manage.kmail-lists.com/subscriptions/subscribe?a=TBQqTe&g=VPZQb3) or click the 15% off floating bubble on MessyHare.com webpages. 

Standard Return Policy (Non-Fringe Orders)

• 🗓️ 30-Day Return Window from your purchase date

• 🧼 Items must be lightly worn or washed — no major funk, damage, or wild stains

• 🔄 No exchanges — just place a new order if you want something different

• 💳 Refunds go back to your original payment method — unless you request store credit

• 📦 A $5 flat return shipping fee will be deducted (we’ll send you a prepaid label)

• ⏳ Refunds process within 2 business days after we get the goods (bank times may vary)

Southern Fringe Family Return Policy

(*for email subscribers at the time of purchase*)

• 🗓️ 90-Day Return Window — yep, three times longer

• 🧼 Same rules: lightly worn or washed only

• 🔄 Still no exchanges — just reorder what you want

• 📦 No return shipping fee — we’ve got you covered with a free prepaid label

• ⏳ Still 2 business days to process once we receive your return

Our Promise

We built this brand on trust, freedom, and a healthy dose of rebellion. Whether you’re brand new or deep in the Fringe, we’ll always keep it fair. We’re not out here chasing trends — we’re chasing comfort, chaos, and shirts that actually say something.

Did you really read this far? You must be smart. We always try to find movie instead of the book.

They told us we had to put the following for our friends across the pond.

Regulatory Notes:

Product info: Gildan 9360 / 2-year warranty in EU & Northern Ireland (Directive 1999/44/EC)

EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus

Intended for adult use only (Yes, they really made us put this)