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Great fit and quality with a beautiful print on front and back!
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Anonymous
Great fit and feel
Great fit and feel. Print looks sharp and I’ve already had a couple folks chuckle at it. Solid shirt all around.
Bless Their Hearts.
Anonymous
Grabbed the Thermostat Wars in hemp—color’s solid
Grabbed the Thermostat Wars in hemp—color’s solid, kinda that earthy vibe without looking try-hard. Shirt’s got weight to it, print’s clean. Already got called out at work for it, which was exactly the point 😂
Thermostat Wars!
Anonymous
Not usually a review guy but this one hit
Not usually a review guy but this one hit. The Thermostat Wars long sleeve is dead-on… my house has the same battle every night. Shirt feels solid, not some cheap print. Been through the wash twice already and still looks fresh. Got a laugh the first time I wore it out—worth it.
Thermostat Wars Long-Sleeve Tee
Anonymous
Let's go!!!
Exactly as pictured! Feels great and looks great too! Will be back soon for some others I saw.
Grit 'Er Done!
Jason
High quality shirt softer than
High quality shirt that's softer than a hush puppy!
Great fit and feel. Print looks sharp and I’ve already had a couple folks chuckle at it. Solid shirt all around.
Nothing better than a shirt that fits right and gets a laugh. Glad Bless Their Hearts is doing its job out in the wild—appreciate you riding with the Fringe!
Grabbed the Thermostat Wars in hemp—color’s solid, kinda that earthy vibe without looking try-hard. Shirt’s got weight to it, print’s clean. Already got called out at work for it, which was exactly the point 😂
Called out at work? Mission accomplished 😂 Glad the hemp Thermostat Wars is holding its own—appreciate you reppin’ the Fringe where it counts!
Not usually a review guy but this one hit. The Thermostat Wars long sleeve is dead-on… my house has the same battle every night. Shirt feels solid, not some cheap print. Been through the wash twice already and still looks fresh. Got a laugh the first time I wore it out—worth it.
Respect for breaking your ‘no review’ streak 🙌 Thermostat Wars is as real as it gets—those battles never end. Glad the long sleeve’s holding strong and getting laughs where it should!
