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Proudly Unpolished.
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This ain’t your cousin’s Etsy page. We built this shop for the proudly unpolished — the ones who turn heads at Walmart and wouldn’t have it any other way. Scroll through, find what speaks to your soul (or your sunburn), and grab it before your neighbor does.
Newest Designs – Fresh Southern Styles from Messy Hare
Welcome to Newest Designs — the latest arrivals from Messy Hare, your unapologetically Southern clothing brand. Here’s where you’ll find our graphic tees, hoodies, tanks, and long-sleeves sorted from newest to oldest, so you can shop fresh drops first.
At Messy Hare, we don’t play it safe. Other brands stick to ducks, dogs, and deer — we stitch sarcasm, grit, and family-friendly humor into every design. Whether it’s a bold Southern graphic tee, a cozy hoodie for cool nights, or a tank made for tailgates, these new arrivals bring Southern pride with an edge.
Every order is printed on demand with regional partners, meaning your gear is made just for you — greener, smarter, and without the waste of mass-produced apparel. It’s how we keep prices fair, shipping faster, and the planet cleaner, all backed by our Born Rabid Guarantee: love it or we’ll make it right.
👉 Browse the Newest Designs collection today. Pick the design you love, choose the style that fits your day, and wear your roots loud and proud.
Great tee shirt. Gets lots of attention. Everyone asks about it. Fun to Wear!
— Bill
Great fit and quality with a beautiful print on front and back!
— James
They look great!
— Mike
I have the Goin’ Down With The Ship [Southern Pride] and I love it.
— Robert
Proudly Unpolished & Deeply Committed!
Messy's Commitments
Born Rabid Guarantee
First order or fiftieth...just signed up, or Fringer for Life...every tee rides with the Born Rabid Guarantee: love it, or we make it right, Period!
That’s how the we roll!
30-Day Returns for All
Not feelin’ it? Send it back in 30 days with a $5 return label.
Want more time — and free returns? Join our email family, the Southern Fringe.
90-Day Returns for Fringers
Join the Southern Fringe (our email fam) and get 90 days + free returns.
More time, more perks, more Fringe!
Southern Fringe
Join and get 15% off 1st purchase, Exclusive Merch, Early Access & Returns are 90-days and Free
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